Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Round 6: Good Fucking Fortune




Round 6 of the Smut Marathon has arrived! That sound you hear is the sound of me popping champagne. Well, maybe I'm popping the champagne in my head. It is only 6:07, after all. How about a big cheer and a huge cup of java to celebrate these stories. The theme this time was "Fortune." Why? Because I like fortune fish, and fortune cookies, and I feel very fortunate to have so many fabulous writers playing along on this very very long competition!

Here is what I pitched to the writers: You've all had the good fortune (and the raw talent) to last this long. I am uber impressed! Now, I have a brand-new challenge to throw your way. Use the concept of "fortune" in a 750-word story. (That's 750 words max. You don't need to use every last word, but don't go over the limit.) Let the fortune be with you!

The writers have all presented their pieces. The poll will be up until October 4th at midnight. Please read these carefully and choose your favorite. Our guest judge this round is Sophia Valenti, one of those writers who I can depend on to turn my switch to high every time. She will give me her choice for the top story and the poll will determine the readers' choice, as well as which writers will continue to Challenge 7! (I just wrote "Challenge 5." I guess I want to go back in time. Or bed.)

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Entry #1: Meant to Be

The maitre d’ had stuck her in a corner of the restaurant, but Rachel didn’t mind. It gave her some extra time to compose herself before her date turned up. Her Internet date. What had she been thinking? God, she groaned inwardly. Why had she listened to her friends telling her she needed to go out more? Sure, she’d love a man in her life, but online matching never worked! Knowing her luck, he’d look like a leprechaun but without the pot of gold.

Shoot. She was massaging her forehead when a smooth voice interrupted her wandering thoughts.

“Rachel?”

She looked up, and nearly swallowed her tongue. This was her match? “There must be a mistake.”

His blonde-streaked hair glistened in the muted lights as he took a step back. “You’re not Rachel? Oh, I’m sorry.”

She shook her head then finally found her voice. “No. I mean, yes. I’m Rachel.”

“Oh. Good.” A wide smile curved his lips as he stretched his hand toward her to shake. “Hi. I’m Nick, nice to meet you.”

“You too,” she squeaked out. “You’re my match?” She thought she’d said that quietly. Apparently not. His grin widened even more, showing sparkling white teeth.

“I am, yes. Can I…” He pointed towards the chair nearest her and she gulped but nodded. He scraped the chair back, his thigh brushing hers as he sat down. Far too damn close to her. “Is this your first time too?”

“Yes, but… Nick, is it?” He nodded. “Are you sure you’re supposed to be my match?” He couldn’t have asked for someone like her. He just couldn’t have. There’d been a mistake somewhere, she was sure of it.

“Oh, most definitely.” He leaned in, his breath brushing her mouth. “You’re exactly my type after all. I was actually congratulating myself that the site had gotten all my preferences right.”

“Preferences?” She couldn’t help but lick her lips.

His eyes followed the movement of her tongue before he answered, “Let’s get to know each other better, and then I’ll tell you.
What do you say?”

* * * *

“Still think there’s been a mistake?” he asked, his voice husky as he looked up from between her thighs.

Her head shaking wildly from side to side, she gasped, “Don’t stop!”

But he did. “You haven’t answered my question.”

“Nick!”

“So?”

His thumb played with her clit, one small caress that she felt so deep inside her she wondered for a second whether she wasn’t going to come. Just like that. “I don’t know. I don’t know!”

“Mmm.” He frowned. “Guess I’m going to have to convince you further.”

* * * *

“What about now? Still think it was a mistake?” Nick’s question was a breathy whisper across her lips as he started sliding inside her, her walls stretching to take him all in.

She grabbed his biceps and held on. “No!” she managed to utter.

“Good.” He took her mouth into a hard kiss and only broke away when his thrusts turned erratic. “Because it was you I wanted.”

One more push and they were both shouting.

* * * *

“Stop it!” she said through gritted teeth. She caught the hand that had been climbing steadily up her thigh. “Nick! Not here.
Come on.”

“Why not? Think it’s a mistake?”

She shook her head, half exasperated he still used that question, half smiling because he was so damn cute. “What do you think?” she shot back, wanting to know what he’d do next.

He didn’t disappoint.

In a darkened theater, with their coats thrown over their laps, they caressed each other to a frenzy. When his ring finger slipped inside her, she widened her stance and fought the urge to thrust her hips out.

When her hand curled around the base of his cock and tightened inexorably, he grasped the armrest at his right and held on tight.

* * * *

The pastor’s clear voice rang over Rachel’s head, “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

She turned towards Nick and caught his grin. Oh no, she thought, but nothing could have prepared her for her soon-to-be husband asking in front of all their families and friends, “No mistake?”

She bit back a laugh, conscious of the people surrounding them, but her eyes told him there’d be payback. He winked back at her just before she opened her mouth and replied, “I do.”


*****


Entry #2: In Bed

I never gave much thought to the people who wrote fortunes cookies, until I graduated from college and desperate for a job. I registered with a temp agency, and within 48 hours I was reporting for a two-week gig writing fortunes.

I thought it would be a simple job, but once I was sitting in that cubicle in front of a blank document and blinking cursor, I found myself with a case of writer’s block. After an hour I finally eked out: “Your principles will lead to great wealth.” By the time my lunch hour rolled around, I had only written three more fortunes, each one as dull as the last. In the break room I picked at my food, fearing the consequences of my mental block. Then I remembered the “In Bed” game I’d played with my friends, in which we added the phrase to the end of our fortunes. I felt inspired at the thought of playing the game as I wrote.

Within 20 minutes of sitting back down, I had written: “You are talented in many ways.” I grimaced, not entirely please with my effort. But at least I’d written something in under an hour.

My productivity increased, and so did my imagination. “Treasure awaits you at the end of the day”; “Tomorrow you will get your way”; “Your hands bring pleasure to everyone they touch.” I paused, highlighted my text, and hovered my index finger over the “delete” key. Erase that one, I thought. You’re going too far. Yet I couldn’t help but chuckle. Anyone who played the game - and who didn’t play the game? - would certainly appreciate the anonymous cookie writer with a sense of humor.

I spent the rest of the week flying through the work. I committed to writing ten clean fortunes a day, and once I struggled through those, I could write all the dirty fortunes I wanted. “Tonight, you will have two women”; “Your tongue is your greatest asset”; “Try entering through the back door.” It seemed that nobody looked at what I’d written, because I never heard a word from any of my superiors about the material I’d saved to the hard drive.

A few weeks later, frustrated by my new gig at a call center, I decided to treat myself to some Chinese food. As I enjoyed egg rolls and shrimp lo mein, I watched a beautiful woman eat fried rice and potstickers. I admired her manicure, her full lips, the hang of her tailored clothes on her body. Breaking open my fortune cookie, I was shocked to come across my own handiwork: “A sexy stranger will soon become familiar.” I laughed, not expecting to have seen one of my fortunes, not expecting they actually would have been printed. Keeping my eye on the woman in the back of the restaurant, I surmised by the raise of her eyebrows that she was reading my words as well.

I walked over and sat down at her table. “Like what you got?"

She eyed me cautiously. “Perhaps.”

“I wrote that.”

“You write fortune cookies for a living?”

“It was a temp gig.”

“Still. You can’t be the only fortune writer in the world. How do you know I got one of yours?"

I handed her my fortune. “Because I got some of my own work, too.”

She blushed and handed me her slip of paper. I saw one of my favorites: “Don’t be afraid to get naked.”

“Clearly, I’m a visionary.”

She reached out to stroke my arm, and I could feel my nipples harden. “So, Ms. Fortune Writer, what do we do now?"

I slipped a finger up under her skirt, pushed aside her panties, watched her eyelids flutter as she attempted to maintain her composure. I felt her her clit swell against my skin and started to rub, her knees twitching as I worked her faster and faster.

“We have no choice but to follow the path that fate revealed to me as I was writing fortunes.” I kissed her, slipping my tongue between her teeth, feeling every fiber of her body tremble.

She slipped her fingers around my breast, and when the orgasm hit, she gasped and pinched the nipple.

“We’ll meet our fate at my place,” she whispered. “In bed.”


*****


Entry #3: Fortune Cookies

You will get head.

Laura stared at the little slip of paper in her fingers. Tiny crumbs from the cookie obscured the last letter. Hoping there was a missing "a" in "head", she brushed off the crumbs but the naked words remained. She glanced up to John, then back down at the paper. Gulping, she felt sweat trickling down the back of her neck.

He spoke in his deep, husky voice, "What does it say?"

Stalling, Laura balled the paper into her palm. She gave her best smile before answering, "You first."

John cleared his throat and unrolled the paper.

"It says: you learn more with silence than with words."

His eyes twinkled and he looked up at her through half-closed eyes. "In between the sheets, right?"

She blushed.

"John, are you sure the second date is right for those type of games?"

John flinched and looked at her sheepishly. "Going to fast? This isn't exactly our second date either."

"No, just," she struggled for a word, "trying not to make another mistake."

"It wasn't a mistake. We were never a mistake."

John reached over to caress her. She smiled at the rough fingers, a carpenter's hands, exploring the knuckles of her hand. Thankfully, they were already sitting and when Laura felt weak in the knees, only her legs trembled. She rested her thumb on his hand and took a deep breath.

"John, we are both unlucky, you know that-"

You will get head.

"-and I," she felt flushed, "just want to make sure we really mean it this time."

John stared into her eyes and her flush grew hotter.

"I never stopped loving you, Laura."

Sniffing, she nodded, "And I never stopped either."

She stared into his warm brown eyes and lost herself. Smiling, Laura squeezed John's hand.

"So, what did it say?"

"What?" asked Laura.

"The fortune cookie. You never said what it said. I bet it was really naughty between the sheets."

Laura rolled her eyes, but didn't even reach for the paper balled in her hand. "It wasn't that good."

"Everything is good," he licked his lips, "between the sheets."

"John..."

"Come on. I told you mine."

She considered throwing it away, getting up to the go the bathroom, or even calling for the bill.

You will get head.

She bit her lip. "It says..."

"Yes?"

"It says you are going to go down on me."

John stared, his mouth opening in surprise. She enjoyed how his trimmed beard followed the line of his jaw. He used to leave it shaggy in college. "Seriously?"

Blushing, she handed it over. Her eyes watched with anticipation as he unrolled the paper. He read it, his eyes moving back and forth.

"I'll be damned," was all he said.

"Do you think it is a typo?"

"Yeah, that's it. It must be." He folded the strip of paper in half. "They probably meant 'ahead' or something."

She laughed with him, but it didn't match the images playing in her head.

"That must be it."

You will get head.

She stared at his face and remembered his strong body. She ached for him as much as she wanted to run away from the restaurant. She fought her urges and slid her fingers around his palm, caressing his rough skin. So much changed since she ran away last time, leaving him at the altar.

He broke the silence.

"I never went down on you, did I?"

Her pussy grew moist.

"No, not even when I begged."

"I didn't appreciate you enough, Laura."

"We were young, stupid, and unlucky."

"Want to change your luck?"

"What?" she asked, feeling her aching anticipation growing.

John's hands caressed hers. "I remember how many times you sucked me off. Now, years later, I realized I've been wanting to do the same for you. Return the favor as it were."

Her body tensed, remembering how much she begged... and how many times he refused.

"In fact, all I can think is how much I want to pull those jeans off right now. You still go commando?"

Blushing, she stammered, "It's a," she gulped, "a thong."

"Oh," he licked his lips, "that will have to go."

"I would like that."

"Good, because I've been thinking about this for a long time."

"Really?"

You will get head.

"Yes, because I bet you taste sweet." His voice lowered, almost a growl, "And I want dessert."

"N-Now?"

"Of course not-"

She waited for his excuse.

"-I have to pay the bill first."


*****


Entry #4: 'The Fuck Cookies

"Keep it random." he suggested, "Spontaneous. Out of the blue."

"How?" She was a creature of habit. Comfortable routines. Regular schedules. Always on time at the right place. Meeting him had been one of those rare distracted occasions that caused her to get lost. For him to come to her aid. And for love to blossom from instant attraction.

"Make a decision."

"But I always do. Sure, I'm successful but guys weren't exactly queuing."

"That's because you always need to control. You'd make a good dominatrix."

She responded with an 'as if' snort.

"So try the other way. Submit. Let go. Lose yourself. After all, that's how we met."

She had a problem with that. It's how she was.

That's when he gave her the fortune cookies. Only he had stuck a label on, changing the title to 'Fucking Cookies'.

"You get to choose but have no idea of the outcome."

"I've got a fair inkling." She replied, eyeing the sticker.

"But not how we get there. Or what we do during, or after. Assuming we stop, that is..."

She laughed and opened the box. Pulled out the first cookie and snapped it apart. Read the slip as she munched thoughtfully on the small cake.

"What does it say?" He asked.

*Simplicity should be your theme in dress.*

Crumpling the fortune in her palm, she decisively, without fuss, stripped naked in the kitchen. Right there and then.

"It couldn't be any simpler, could it?" She responded, enigmatically. Usually she let him undress her, entice her, seduce her and make love slowly than passionately. They hadn't indulged in a quickie yet. Being completely nude, at her unchosen bidding, made her heart pound fast, and the butterflies in her stomach melted into damp arousal. A mix of trepidation and excitement. A need to have him impromptu. Shooting from the hips.

He raised an eyebrow. "Try another."

*You have remarkable power which you are not using.*

Quite probably, she considered. The energy of not knowing. Past fuckings had been so engineered by her... meticulous in execution that he couldn't fail to climax, giving her great satisfaction in pleasing him. But so lacking in the possibility of failing, at the expense of innovation and creativity. Unlike him. So animal, so untamed, when she aroused him so much that he would fuck her intensely and sweetly. She thought that was her doing but perhaps it was always his way.

Her breath came in urgent, quick pants. Her almost photographic recall of techniques blurred in a haze of lust, of drumming pulse, trembling bare skin and selfish need. She could see his trousers getting tighter, the growing bulge stretching. She had to have him, have his cock, inside her quivering, trigger-tender twat... Right. Fucking. Now.

She lunged at him. Stuck her tongue in his mouth and groped his thick cock, tearing at the zip so she could feel its heat first-hand. He responded by palming her muff, lifting her on tip-toe on three penetrating fingers as they both tried to undress him. Then they sprawled over the breakfast bar.

"Cookie?" he gasped.

"Yes, sweetness?"

"No, I meant..."

The box.

It lay on its side, individually wrapped possibilities scattered by his head.

One hand busy stroking his tight-skinned, dribbling dick vigorously, she grabbed one. Tore the wrapper off with her teeth, munched the cookie and spat out the fortune.

*You will reach the height of success in whatever you do.*

He was bigger than she had ever seen, his cock the height of her unconsidered success. Inspired, she straddled his chest with her thighs and rubbed her now wet cunt onto his surprised open mouth. Let him eat her out as animally as he desired, while she stuffed his cock between her lips and sucked him, blindly, instinctively, until his hips surged and he pump-fucked her face.

His tongue was licking her out savagely when he thumped her back and flicked another cookie past her head to land between his knees. Her mouth on auto, she let go briefly from jerking his shaft and gripping his balls, to tear it open.

*Everything will now come your way.*

Her hands just had time to return to massaging and twisting his dick when he came, with everything he had. Her taste buds savoured the sticky treat of cum on her tongue before she swallowed it deep.

Then his tongue gave one last satisfying, fast flicking over her clit, as his hand slapped her arse loudly, and she came too...


*****


Entry #5: Lightning

It was lightning.

Long blades of fire tore down from the sky. They hacked into the ersatz bubble we’d put our home in. Rude fingers of electricity curled around the house, searching for any available space to thrust into. Like smack-addled burglars they invaded with fixated efficiency. They cut into our bodies and left us tingling, filled our nostrils with the sharp scent of life, wiped our minds of all thoughts except one: I am still alive.

A slivered second later, furious fists of noise pounded the roof like debt collectors. My mother squealed, my brother jumped, my father froze. I simply waited, wondering what might be next.

In any home invasion, material losses are inconsequential. What hurts is the slow burn, the virus of vulnerability that an act of assault awakens. The house had been built from the earth it sat on. Strong and stout, it showed no ill effects from the storm.
But that home had been our asylum. It was what separated us from the bewildering world. We were a force, an army united against whatever was thrown at us. In a single flash we were cauterized, and the truth became clear: that we were four spent rifles, stacked against each other. The friction of our co-existence was all there was to stop us falling.

The effect was different on each of us. As the youngest, when those charged tentacles whipped through our house, all I felt was alive. For the first time. As if the lightning had jolted me from the coma I’d lived in for 18 years.

I felt the swelling of energy inside me and knew it had to come out. I was pulled away without knowing where I was headed.
I found study in a distant town. I made a place to stay and I was flushed with the potency of sudden adulthood. My knowledge was topsoil, rich and shallow, too focussed to admit doubts.

Any hesitance I had was burned away in the slivered second between when she first appeared and when I first truly saw her.

It was lightning.

We circled each other for weeks, the air around us becoming charged whenever we made contact. She made me ache, first in the guts, then in the balls, then back up in the guts again. She jabbed at the energy inside me and made me stand up all over.

My body, my hair...my cock.

It was inevitable that we would become fused. The attraction was almost polar. As if every bump of mine was designed to fill a curve of hers. When she stood before me, naked for the first time, my heart held still. The touch of her breasts against my lips thudded through to my heels in a sensation that seemed familiar.

It was lightning.

We sought out all the different ways each other’s body could taste until we blended like clouds. She filled my nostrils with the sharp scent of life as the curious softness of her slit washed against my tongue.

The inexorable pull of nature called me higher until I was hovering over her. Our mouths were drawn together as my heat drove into her. In that slivered second, our bodies arced together.

It was lightning.

Our hips jolted outside of our control. Every place we touched burned with need. She squealed. I jumped. We froze. We waited, wondering what might be next.

It was lightning.

It began in my guts, where she’d first made me ache. It pooled, it drove and finally a bolt of pure white heat shot out from me and into her.

She left me tingling, wiped my mind of all thoughts except one: I am now alive. I knew her, before we’d even met. She was elemental, and truly it was she who pulled me from that fetid coma.

She is lightning.


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Entry #6: Turning the Wheel

She had carried the card with her for years. From purse to purse, apartment to apartment, a consistent reminder of a life yet to come. The card was a little worse for wear, though it had hardly been new when the fortune teller gave it to her.

“You must keep this.” The seer had been adamant. “It is your key, the Wheel of Fortune. Someday, it will turn for you in way you will not expect.”

Years later, she wondered again about that prophecy. Nothing had turned out the way she'd planned. She sighed, leaned against the bar where it joined the wall, and waited for the bartender to deliver her drink.

“I'm sorry.” a deep, mellifluous voice intruded far more than the jostle her elbow received.

“No problem.” She dismissed the intrusion, until she saw the arm stretched out beside her on the bar. Dark leather to just above the wrist, where her card, THE card, lay tattooed on his skin. She turned swiftly, and found herself inches away from ice-blue eyes that seemed to stare right through her.

“Your tattoo.” She was unbalanced, leaning toward him on her stool. “The Wheel. It's... beautiful.”

He smiled, shifted a little to accommodate her change in position, his body blocking her off from the rest of the club. “Thanks. It's my reminder - a karmic wheel brings just desserts, you know?”

“Oh yes, exactly.” It was little more than a sigh. “Not quite what tarot readers would tell you, but I agree.”

So lame! She winced, what was she trying to prove to this guy?

His eyes travelled down her torso and back up to meet her stare. His smile changed slightly, a little more feral.

“Kiss me.”

“What?” She was stunned. Who the hell did he think he was?

“Kiss me.”

“I don't even know you...” It was a plea, not outrage as she'd intended.

“I knew you before you were born. Kiss me.” His eyes bore into hers, compelling and stern.

His lips were soft and hungry. She registered that before she realized that she was kissing him. His mouth drew her in, a slow slide of his tongue across her lips drew her nipples to pebble-hardness. Slowly, carefully, he he grasped them and twisted, left her moaning against his lips with the burn radiating into her cunt. He drew away, licking his lips.

“Mmm – nice. Whiskey sour.” One hand remained on her thigh, tracing the hem of her skirt with his thumb, working under the material slowly. “Another? Or shall I just take you home?” Another smirk as she gaped.

“Home? That's pretty damn...” Presumptuous! Her brain screamed as her breath failed. His fingers slid up the inside of her thigh and traced her slit through the silky fabric of her panties as she spoke. Just enough pressure to make her clit twitch, and steal her breath for a moment.

“Far?” He was intent on her face, reading the emotions he was wresting from her. “You're right.” His finger pressed down on her clit, shooting sparks into her brain. His eyes challenged her to do something, anything. She moaned and parted her legs further, stunned by his boldness and her acceptance of it.

“I'm going to make you come. You will be very quiet, or the bartender will know what a slut you are. Can you do that for me?” He whispered in her ear, while his finger drew mandalas on her clit.

Nodding, she buried her head in his chest. She could hear his heartbeat, was reassured that he was not totally unaffected either. He increased the pressure, the speed of his fingers and she melted. Never in her life had she been so wanton, so out of control. It felt so damned good. He was so damned good.

Her orgasm bore down on her like a a freight train. Fireworks shot across her closed lids and she strained against him with the effort of near-silence, her pussy grasping for solace under his palm. A soft mewl escaped her and she felt his cock twitch against her thigh in response.

He cradled her against his chest for a minute then leaned back, catching her eye and grinning.

“Isn't it about time for my just desserts?”

She looked at the Wheel once more, slipped off the stool and took his extended hand. Unexpected indeed.


*****


Entry #7: Museum Piece

He stood gazing in lust at the radiant figure standing on the pedestal at the front of the museum. She stood perfectly still, her dark hair shining under the lights, her skin warmed by the glow of the fortune in jewels she had displayed over her body.

Everybody admired her dedication, not moving for blocks of minutes at a time. And when she did move, it was a fluid gesture, bringing the jewels around to another angle to display them better; a living advertisement for the exhibit inside. Most patrons only watched for a minute or two.

Not Daniel. He had stood watching her for hours, his jacket held in front of him disguising a rather obvious bulge in his pants. For what he’d discovered, what others would if they’d only take the time to, was that this goddess before him was naked, save for the shiny baubles worth millions that adorned her skin.

Layer upon layer of necklaces hung around her graceful neck. The hammered gold looked ancient, the stones colours not found in today’s palettes. The chain fell so that bronze links circled her nipples, little erect pebbles of flesh that quivered when she moved.

Rings of all shapes and sizes rested on long tapered fingers. Daniel tried to discreetly adjust his hard on as he imagined how those fingers would feel encircling his cock. How soft they would be as they ran up and down his shaft.

She shifted again, the floodlights catching the multi-layered belt hugging her hips, drawing attention to the gorgeous diamond embedded in her navel. Hanging from the very centre were three sun medallions in descending sizes. They swung from side to side, revealing a smooth bikini line.

He moved closer, trying hard to catch a glimpse of what it covered. As he stood there, his eyes captivated, he caught a slight giggle and looked up to find amusement in her eyes. She still stared straight ahead, but he knew that she was laughing at him.

Her plump, scarlett lips curled minutely, and she ever so slightly shook her hips. The suns continued swaying and Daniel got what he wanted - a glimpse of a freshly shaven, smooth, perfect pussy.

“Oh you’re so bad you know that aren’t you princess?” Daniel murmured, his tone so low she had to strain to hear him above the background noises. His eyes stroked her from head to toe, hungrily examining long tanned legs, and toned abs.

He walked around her, examining the pure gold chainmaille apron that barely covered her ass cheeks. Glancing around, noticing the security guards attention was elsewhere, he slid a finger up her crack, tickling her puckered hole. Her cheeks clenched together, and he felt her tremble. Smirking, he ran his finger down the back of her knee.

He moved back around to the front of her. “You’re getting off on this aren’t you? Knowing that you’re naked under those jewels, that anyone can tell if they take the time to look? Showing off that pretty, pretty body of yours?”

His voice grew huskier. “You enjoy knowing that guys are walking around with hard-ons for hours because of you. Maybe you think about them going into the men’s room stall and beating off until they come on themselves.”

He got closer to her cunt, sniffing. “I can smell you. You are dying for one of those hard cocks right now.” He licked his lips, observing a thin line of moisture drip down the inside of her thigh.

“I can see your clit sweetheart. It’s sitting there, begging to be licked. I’d take the tip of my tongue, flick it gently, run my tongue between those lips and lick at your sweet juices until you beg me to stop. “ Her thighs trembled and he chuckled.

“Or maybe I’d just step up behind you, pull out my stiff prick and run that up and down your slit instead. Tease you a little before fucking you slowly, all those pretty jewels bouncing off your tits. I’d reach around, play with your clit, see how long it takes before that stoic smile on your mouth melts into a panting, hot hole of desire. I wonder how long it would take you to beg me to let you come. “

He lightly flicked her clit with his finger before hopping down and noticed that she shuddered more visibly.

“Enjoy the rest of your shift honey. See you at home.”


*****


Entry #8: Of All the Gin Joints

He'd shown up asking for me and now I was leaning against the back wall of the store watching him kick at the sidewalk like some kind of overgrown teenager. I wasn't sure why I was here, but I didn't mind. It was nice to get outside into the warm evening. Everything looked flat and featureless in the orange light of the streetlamps.

He seemed to want to say something, but stayed silent. He ran his hands through his hair, making it stick up like he'd just gotten out of bed. Which made me think about taking him to bed, which prompted my inner schoolmarm to squawk, "He's married!" I knew it, but no matter how much I tried, I couldn't help but want him. The littlest things made my pulse quicken: his lopsided smile; the sound of his voice; the muscles of his back when he'd come in shirtless and sweaty during a run. When my fingers brushed his as I handed over his change I had to restrain myself from leaping over the counter and devouring him. I'd never gotten wet just *looking* at a man before. Until him. (What are the chances, right? That I'd meet the one person who does this to me? I wasn't sure whether to thank the stars for my good fortune or to swear off the mystical, to refute what seemed like fate in favor of more rational explanations.)

Finally he spoke. "Listen. I can't--" He stammered, swallowed. "I can't stop thinking about you." And then he looked at me. Pleadingly, as if I could do something about it.

Strangely, my body reacted as if it perceived a threat. I suddenly understood what "fight or flight" meant: every muscle tensed, every sense sharpened. I was aware of tiny details--distant traffic sounds, bugs floating in the air--my heart pumping blood and adrenaline, focus and energy, in equal measure.

Then my eyes locked onto his and I knew we were in trouble. He was still begging me wordlessly, but for what I was no longer sure. I was too selfish to shoot him down, although my conscience gave it one last try. "But you're married," I blurted.

He winced like it was an insult, but took a step toward me, and another, before stopping as if he couldn't go on. The stillness lasted only a second before I began moving. I had to be closer to him; therefore, if he'd stopped, I had to start. It didn't feel volitional. It felt necessary for survival.

If, when were finally standing within arm's length, he'd taken my face in his hands and kissed me, I would've fallen, hard and fast, into the kind of love that either saves or ruins you, and I would have gone willingly.

But he didn't.

Without warning he grabbed me, pulled my skirt and panties aside, pushed a finger inside me, then another. It might have hurt if I hadn't wanted it so badly, but I was embarrassingly ready without even the simplest foreplay. I lifted one leg so he could get deeper and he caught it over his elbow as if we'd rehearsed it, tugged upward so I was on tiptoe, off-balance, dizzy with desire. I needed more than his fingers in me, but I couldn't speak. "Please?" was all that came out. He fumbled with his zipper and then I felt him hard against me.

The moment he entered me felt like it would go on forever. It hung there, suspended, shimmering and spinning -- I couldn't breathe, couldn't think, blindsided by pleasure. A twinge of panic seized me (what if nothing feels this good again, ever?) before he put his hands on me, his mouth on me, restarting the world. He groaned as he took my nipple between his lips, sucked and bit along with his thrusts, propelling me up and up until I fell over the top and came with a crash, gasping, shuddering. He slid his thumb into my mouth, getting it slick with spit and then reaching down to my clit while his other hand continued to press me into the wall. But I couldn't stay still for long, tried desperately to match his movements with my own. He was stronger than me, though, pushed me down to my knees and shoved his cock into my mouth. Only a few strokes later he came almost as loudly as I had, his fingers tangled in my hair.

Meant to be? Well, we'll see.


*****


So there you have it! Make your choice before the 4th! And tell your friends!

XXX,
Alison

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Mystery Has Ended...


...and we have three winners. First off, I ought to reveal the writers responsible for the deliciously noir stories:

Fucked to Death by Angell Brooks
Lucky Me by May Deva
Sucker by Emma Hillman
A Cry in the Dark by Joss Lockwood
The Tell by Dorla Moorehouse
Ah, Bangkok by Willsin Rowe
Christmas Hangover by by t'Sade
Clueless by Sandrine Lopez
Too Bright by Monocle

Thomas Roche chose "Oh, Bangkok" as his favorite story of the lot. Thomas said, "They're all good!" His close runner-up was "The Tell."

We have a tie for first-place via the reader poll—so May Deva, Angell Brooks, and Willsin Rowe should all drop their snail mail addresses into my willing box. I'll ship out prizes tout de suite. Unfortunately, this is the end of the contest for Monocle, who has been a brilliant player throughout. (I have a prize for you, M, too!)

Thanks for playing and voting—I will be hitting up the authors with a new contest shortly.

XXX,
Alison

P.S. As ever, click on the image to enlarge the poll.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Smut Marathon — Round 5!




Oh, what's this? A stiletto-shaped footprint? A fancy handkerchief dipped in ether? No...Here we have the entries for Round #5 of the Smut Marathon! The theme this time was mystery/noir. Our celebrity judge is the King of Erotic Noir, Thomas Roche, himself! The poll will determine the reader favorite. Thomas will determine the, um, Thomas favorite. Poll will run until Sunday the 12th at Midnight. And I've done something different this time. Seeing how this is a mystery theme—I'm hiding the results of the poll until the voting has ended.

Entry #1: The Tell

Elliot hasn't been working late, though there aren't any easy giveaways – no lipstick on the collar, no perfume lingering on his skin. The kiss he gives me, deep and guilty, is the tell. The aftertaste of cum is still on his tongue.

Instead of confrontation, I seduce, looking for clues. Unbuttoning his shirt, I stroke his chest, eye his skin for evidence of bruises, see if I can get clued into the kinks this lover has. Bringing his fingers to my mouth, I suck each one, searching his wrists for signs of ropes or cuffs. But I don't find welts or scratches anywhere. I swallow Elliot's cock, hoping there will be some helpful difference, but all I taste is latex. (At least he's being safe.) I suck furiously, massaging his balls with one hand, fondling his asshole with the other. My ears are alert, hoping he'll call out the wrong name. But “Corrie” is the only word that escapes his lips, and for once, I'm disappointed.

The next day, I go to work with revenge on my mind. There's a guy down the hall who I've been desperate to fuck. I know he wants me as well; our interactions consisted more of flirtation than professionalism. Storming into Jason's office, I close the door.

“Elliot is fucking someone else. I need revenge. Want head?”

“Are you sure?”

“Well, I can't prove it just yet.”

“No, I mean are you sure you want revenge?”

“Yes. Now are you going to let me blow you or not?”

Jason leans back in his chair, unzips his fly, already hard. I work my palms, brushing up his shaft, then ease my tongue around the head. I swallow his length in one quick gulp, then inc my mouth back up slowly, until he gasps “Please, faster.” I slide myself up and down, occasionally breaking away just to tongue the shaft, making him writhe. Reaching und Jason's shirt, I pinch his nipples as hard as I can. With a giant thrust of his pelvis, he empties into me, groaning softly. As his cum fills my mouth, I realize I have tasted it before, on Elliot's lips.

I swallow and pull away. “How long have you been fucking my husband?”

“I haven't –”

“He came home last night tasting like you. Tell me the truth.”

“Since the office holiday party. You were off talking shop with a cluster of people, we'd been hanging out all night, and my attraction to him was getting harder and harder to deny. We slipped back here, and the rest is history. It was supposed to be a one-time thing, but the connection we have is so hot, we've been meeting once a week. It's just about sex – Elliot still loves you. Maybe we could make amends with a threesome?”

“I don't think so. I'll never forgive you for not fucking me first.”

*****


Entry #2: Sucker

Jenny woke up beside a dead man.

She was so hysterical it took the detective an hour to get her to calm down. When he asked her the last thing her boyfriend had done the night before, she became flustered. Thinking he had her, he pushed and probed until she finally confessed.

“So, you woke up in the middle of the night, left the room to get a snack and when you came back in here, he was awake and you…gave him a lil something?”

She nodded, her eyes wide and startlingly blue. “Yes. He…didn’t approve of my eating chocolate in the middle of the night, so I, huh, diverted his attention.”

“And then, you fell asleep?”

“Yes.”

“What about him?”

“He’d already fallen asleep. He always does after he’s, you know, come.” A pretty blush still tainted her cheeks.

“And that’s the last time you saw him alive?”

“Yes. Oh God!” She hid her face behind her hands.

He sighed and turned around, giving her a moment to get herself back together. He stared at the bed and thought of the position he’d found the body in. It fit with what she’d told him: the man had been naked, lying on his back, his cock swollen between his legs. He looked up to find her staring at him. She’d only had time to put on a slinky purple robe, her breasts swaying underneath the thin material every time she moved. He took a deep breath and asked, “Can you describe exactly what happened? Was he all right when you finished?”

“Oh yes. He seemed to love it. I drank him dry and all.”

He gulped. “You did?”

“Yes, I always do. I like giving a good blowjob, you know.”

“I’m, ah, glad to hear that.”

He cut the interview short and hoped the ME had some preliminary findings for him.

* * * *

“So, she basically sucked him to death.”

“Correct.”

“Shit.”

“You’ve got that right.” The ME snapped his gloves off and dumped them in a nearby trash. “The question is, did she know about it or not?”

* * * *

“He what?”

Det. Wilson took in the shell-shocked look on her face and decided, right there and then, that she was not to blame. “He never told you about his peanut allergy?”

“Never! I would never have eaten them otherwise! Oh God. I killed him!” She swayed on her feet and he caught her.

“Shh, you didn’t know. It was an accident. Just an accident.” She cried in his arms, and as he felt her shudder, he tightened his hold on her. She felt so fragile against him, so…helpless. “You’re gonna be okay, Jenny.”

* * * *

Jenny closed the door shut behind Det. Wilson and smiled for the first time in hours. Hurrying to the pantry, she dug out the last Reese’s and stuffed it in her mouth, all the while mumbling, “That’ll teach him telling me I shouldn’t eat chocolate.”

*****


Entry #3: Ah, Bangkok...

Leaning back in my chair, I held my whiskey bottle up to the light. The yellowed bulb turned caramel to blood. I gave the bottle some urgent mouth-to-mouth, and almost wept when its last drop of life trickled down my throat.

Holding the glass carcass in my hand, I heard footsteps in the hall. Coming closer. I was too tired to fight. Besides, the only weapon I had was my breath. The sight of her disarmed me.

She had more curves than a four-leaf clover, but her smile said I was the lucky one. She looked anomalous as a hard-on in a convent. Only thing ’round here that takes your breath away is a knife in the chest.

“Hi, Philly, long time no see.”

“Uh...do I know you, ma’am?”

“I’ll give you a hint. I was at your wedding.”

“I don’t recall.”

She shrugged with more grace than a Catholic feast. “Been overseas a while.”

“Oh? Where?”

“Bangkok.” It sounded more like a hobby than a city.

She moved like a bag of cantaloupes, dropping to her knees between my legs. My zip crackled like an arsonist’s mistress.

“I’m sorry, ma’am...I don’t–”

Her fingers danced like an arabic princess. It certainly seemed to charm my snake.

“Oh, Philly. It’s just how I remember it.”

“Ma’am, maybe I was drunk, but–”

“Think. I was in the wedding party.”

I swam through the years of hooch and tried to find the faces. The dragon. The dragon-in-law. I shook my head.

“No matter, ma’am. The marriage went south last year.”

“Hmm. Speaking of going south...”

Her mouth swept down around my cock like a hot towel. It felt like a sauna, all heat and moisture, and full of wood. She hummed like an engine that had blown a rod as she pistoned her mouth on me.

I hissed like a locomotive as she brought me from a simmer right to the edge of boiling. She uncoupled from me just as I was ready to burst.

“Remember me yet, Philly?”

“I’m sorry...”

She unbuttoned her blouse and revealed breasts so round they made me dizzy. Her eyes fluttered like a hummingbird’s wings, and my head buzzed like a beehive.

“Honey,” I said, “now I’m sure we’ve never met. You’re unforgettable.”

“Remember your buck’s night, Philly? That threesome in Tucson?”

“Oh...”

What a night. My best man had all the connections. The three of us went off like a laptop battery.

She fell back down on me like I was air. Her tongue writhed like a spitting cobra and in seconds I lived up to the simile. She moaned against the tender belly of my beast and I almost wept as its last drop of life trickled down her throat.

“Philly, I’ve been wanting to do that for years.”

“I’m sorry, ma’am, I–hey! That girl in Tucson was black!”

“And sweet.”

I looked closer.

“Brian?”

“Hi, Philly.”

I shook my head. “Ah, Bangkok...”

*****


Entry #4: Fucked to Death

There were a thousand stories in the naked city. Hers was just one.

Her unseeing eyes lay staring at the ceiling, the events of the night evident on her thighs, as police questioned the guests in attendance. Faces tear stained, bodies cum stained, voices strained with grief – all claimed innocence. But one had to be guilty. Which one poisoned the naked socialite?

Earlier....

She strode into the dimly lit ballroom, voice carrying as she moved to the centre of the room, where her guests were in various states of undress and intoxication. “My friends, I hope you are all enjoying yourselves, and …” her scarlet lips turned up in a smile, “each other.” They all laughed. Katherine’s pussy dampened as she observed her husband licking Kitty Carrington’s shaved mound, his strong hand pumping his cock in rhythm.

She beckoned Jasper, her faithful butler, to her. She smiled, stroking his cheek with her hand, kissing him gently on the lips. She removed her nightgown, sinking down into the middle of the group, thighs spread wide, ready, willing.

Her husband smiled, plunging two thick fingers into her already wet hole. She arched in pleasure, reaching for the nearest cock. Paul Styles volunteered, groaning as her hand encircled his engorged shaft. Her pulse accelerated.

Katherine’s mouth hung open as her husbands fingers pounded into her. James, her ex-boyfriend, saw opportunity and fed his ten inches between her lips. Katherine’s heart pounded as she took his meat into her throat, her eyes focused on his. He winked as he held her head, gently fucking her mouth.

Paul’s cock grew under her skilful hand, his breathing becoming laboured as he approached his climax. Her grip tightened, her strokes hurried as he came with a groan, shooting off all over her luscious tits. Shaylene, Katherine’s best friend, was on it in a heartbeat, lapping up the cream, paying close attention to her nipples, which were hard and aching. Katherine’s breathing became laboured.

“Someone fuck her.” A disembodied voice reached her ears, and she nodded eagerly. Jasper stepped up, sliding his prick into her dripping cunt. She gazed into his bright eyes and nodded. At that, he quickened the pace, ramming into her, hitting the spots he knew intimately, his finger flicking her clit.

Katherine’s pussy clenched, her orgasm tearing through her like a hurricane. Her heart felt like it exploded, as she stiffened.

Jasper groaned, collapsing on top of his mistress. As he noticed she wasn’t moving, his eyes filled with tears. “Goodbye m’lady.” He whispered into her skin.


The start of the night...

As Katherine surveyed the skyline from the darkened study, she caressed the snifter of brandy she carried, before draining it viciously. She wanted this. She would live in infamy.

They’d all be found innocent, eventually. And she’d be beautiful forever.


There were a thousand stories in the naked city. And hers would be one they’d talk about for years to come.

*****


Entry #5: Lucky Me

It was just one of those things, you know? One minute, you're sitting on your bar stool, content and nursing your bourbon. The next, some dame brushes past you and smiles when you turn; gives you the look. You're lost, you know it, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it, that fish hook in your guts. Indiscriminate, the way they tease and pretend that they don’t know it. Something gave a little extra bait to this one though. This was one of those dames that oozes class and sex in equal amounts onto everything around her.

“Amber.” She stuck out her hand and waited. Bold as brass, and just as cold I guessed, but the hook tugged again. Dark hair and light eyes, she was just my type... and just my luck.

“Jack, pleasetomeetcha.”

She took my hand and leaned in, whispering in my ear. “Jack, I don’t have time to waste. I need to fuck someone. Right now. Are you someone, Jack?”

I pulled back, searched her eyes for the joke or the signs of addiction. A smirk quirked her lips, but she looked straight.

“Well, Jack? Can you be my someone tonight?” She shifted as she spoke, gave me a flash of bare breast inside her trench coat. The smirk widened.

I was up off my barstool in a flash, grabbing her by the arm and walking quickly to the rear entrance. The alleyway was dark, strewn with bottles and broken dreams. The door hadn’t closed behind us before her mouth was on mine. She tugged her coat off, now totally naked. Guiding my hand down, across her nipples and lower, pushing her steamy pussy onto my palm. I was out of my mind, equal parts raging lust and incredulity. My cock had been hard before, when she curled her fingers around it I realized I had no idea what hard really was.

“Come ON. Fuck me!”

Her words unleashed me. I turned her to face the rough brick and spread her legs, slipping into her easily. Grabbing her hair, I pulled her head back to my mouth, pouring every filthy word I’d ever heard in her ear as she moaned and thrashed on my cock. The minute my fingers brushed her clit she came like a bottle-rocket, her spasms bringing me over the edge with her. She was so damned hot!

Before I could catch my stride, the alleyway was awash in light. A low-slung Packard slid to a stop, the back door blasting open.

“Get in. Now.”

A low, gravely male voice from the interior shadows, devoid of emotion. She shot off the wall, off my cock, to the car like a bullet from my .38 special. The door slammed and she was gone before I could even adjust to the light. Her coat lay crumpled at my feet, the only proof she’d ever existed. Just my fucking luck.

*****


Entry #6: Too Bright

I took a last drag on my cigarette and dropped it on the wet pavement. It fizzled out, but I crushed it with my shoe for good measure. That's what you gotta do in my job. You gotta get it all down by good measure.

---

Suspicion. It's what brought "Miss Bright" to my office two weeks ago. Hell, a body like that was suspicion in a black dress.

"Can you find my husband, Mr. Heart?"

Same old story. Yeah, the police won't help her. Nowhere to turn except a private Dick with a rep like mine. Yeah she's got money. And yeah, when she crossed her legs in my chair she hinted she had other things.

---

I pulled Betty out of her shoulder holster, stepped into the alley through the cloud of my own smoke. Betty's seen me through tougher cases than this. 'Course about this time, none of _those_ cases looked all that tough, either.

---

Motive. "Mister Bright" left a trail of broken hearts and broken women - none his wife - wide and long as the Strip. Over a dozen dames. Half of them wanted to kill him. The other half wanted to fuck him first then kill him. None seemed concerned - or worried - about finding him.

---

The alley dead-ended like a metaphor. Doors off either side, windows above, one lit, shades drawn showing a silhouette sliding out of view. The oily thing moved too fast to identify. The door underneath - unlocked, quiet. Sure, make it easy for me.

---

Clues. Not many to start. No body, no blood, plenty of spilled money and semen up until three weeks ago. The trail got colder; Matteran's gin joint might have seen him. The smell of his money and MO lingered. The valet at Sid's said he saw someone like him, last Saturday on some society dame's arm. Maybe Bright wasn't using his real name. A patient week's snooping uncovered a vague breadcrumb trail. I had as much patience as the Missus had dough.

---

A flight of creaky stairs, and there was the door, 2B. Or not - it wasn't locked. Wasn't even fully closed. Either I was too late, or
expected. Or someone was being real sloppy. I checked over my shoulder and hoped it wasn't me.

Betty led the way as I pushed the door open.

"Mister Bright." Just like his picture, except for the stockings, miniskirt and makeup, kneeling on the floor.

"...Yes?"

"Your wife hired me to find you."

He knelt, blushing, and looking up at the tall, thin woman who had his hair in a tight fist.

"Did she," she said.

"Yes Ma'am.

"Well then, I think you've earned your pay, don't you?

Bare below a corset top, she looked me in the eye as she pulled Bright's head between her legs.

"Why don't you bring her here and collect."

Bright whimpered into her cunt.

---

I did. Miss Bright paid, then smiled as she closed their door on me. She got it all down by good measure.

*****


Entry #7: A Cry in the Dark

We were maybe making a bit of a scene, I realized, but I didn't much care. It was the night after Leo's big promotion, and we'd both had a little more to drink than usual. We were also seated at the banquette, which meant he could sit next to me and do all kinds of inappropriate things when we thought no one was looking. He'd already made me come twice, his hand rather conspicuously in my lap (while I tried desperately to keep a straight face), when he leaned over and told me, making no attempt to lower his voice, to go to the ladies room and remove my panties. Kind of a cliché, but I was game. I was pretty sure he wanted to take things farther – he'd told me once that he fantasized about having his fingers inside me somewhere public, but we'd never even attempted anything so blatant – and considering how the evening was going, I figured that was it. And although on a normal night I might have protested, that night I was just tipsy enough to think that being fingerfucked under the table in one of the fanciest restaurants in town was a downright smashing idea.

I made it down the hallway without incident, passing the coatroom, now dark, on the way. I remembered noticing how cute the coatcheck girl was when we'd arrived, but wondering why the coatroom was even open on such a warm night. In the bathroom I managed to extricate myself from my panties and stuff them in my purse, stifling my giggles in case anyone else walked in. I'd almost made it back to the dining room when a hand – Leo's, no doubt – shot out from the doorway of the coatroom and dragged me inside, where it was pitch black. He pushed me up against a wall, then knelt in front of me, hiking up my skirt and burying his face between my legs. "Oh, god," I exhaled, knowing I should shut up but not being able to help it, and he pulled away at the sound. "Ssh," he admonished. I clapped my hand over my mouth while he continued eating me out like he was a starving man and I was his next meal, tongue and teeth and lips on me relentlessly just the way I like it until I was coming so hard my knees almost gave out. Then, before I could catch my breath, he slid a finger into me, then another, his mouth still on my clit as he thrust into me over and over again, driving my orgasm higher and higher until I couldn't stay quiet anymore and howled so loud they heard me all the way in the dining room.

Which I know because Leo told me. Leo, still sitting at our table. I never did find out who'd had their way with me in the coatroom, but I'll tell you, I got the spanking of my life for it. But that's another story.

*****


Entry #8: Clueless

"I suggest Reverend Green did it with Mrs White, using his lead pipe, in the ballroom!"

Miss Scarlet sighed, "That's not how you play it."

Professor Plum chuckled, "Are you absolutely sure about that?"

Mrs Peacock raised an eyebrow, "By lead pipe, you mean..."

"That he was as hard as one, yes!" Plum confirmed.

"I say," Colonel Mustard weighed the long rope in his hand, "This is a bit saucy. Tying up and whatnot."

Scarlett's eyes rolled ceiling-wards, "And that isn't what it's for either."

"Ooooh, I don't know..." Peacock purred, sidling up to the young blond soldier, caressing the cord with delightful anticipation. "Your room, or mine?"

"It could be a crime of passion..." Scarlett considered. "The candlestick suggests a romantic liaison."

"Well I say to hell with crime. Let's stick with passion." The tall dark professor fondled his moustache suggestively in her direction.

"Or perhaps they were into erotic hot wax foreplay..." Peacock spied the candles flickering in the darkened study, her eyes glazing at some fond memory. The heads of the others turned sharply towards her, raised eyebrows over wide stares. She became aware of the attention. "What? Oh, did I say that out loud?"

Plum chortled to Mustard, "That'll put some lead in your pipe, my boy!"

Scarlett cried, "And we still haven't found out where Reverend Green and Mrs White have got to. I suggest we search, together. Safety in numbers."

"You've obviously not menaged enough, honey." Peacock murmured. Scarlett went as red as her dress, before leading them out.

As they passed the dining room, a distant scream called out.

"Well, I'll be blowed!" Mustard exclaimed.

At his elbow, Peacock suppressed an appreciative smirk, "Later, honey."

Mustard pulled the pistol from his belt and dashed forward. "Some bounder is killing her."

Scarlett's pulse raced. Now this was more like it! Aroused by the dark thrill, she hoisted her evening dress up and tottered after him. Peacock stroked the rope she carried, and sashayed on high heels after Mustard, wondering when they would tie the knot. The Professor eyed the voluptuous firm behind, and strode after her, muttering, "Lead... yes, definitely lead."

The woman's cries got louder as the foursome neared the ballroom. There were exhaustive pants within, a man exerting himself. A woman's loud cries.

Mustard's finger was tight on the revolver trigger. "The scoundrel must be beating her!"

"That's one way of putting it." Peacock's comment was worldly-wise as she turned the handle. "Gee, am I the only one round here getting some?"

Framed by the door, they saw Reverend Green in flagrante delicto, trousers round his ankles, with Mrs White, long skirt hoisted up higher than her spread knees. And it wasn't Holy Communion he was giving, despite her repeated calls for God.

"Obviously not." Scarlett sneered.

Plum puffed his way from behind, his monocle dropping, "Top ho! I was right all along!"

With a sigh of despair, Peacock snatched Mustard's pistol, aimed between Plum's legs... and shot him in the ballroom.

*****


Entry #9: Christmas Hangover

The train whistle exasperated Robert's hangover. He sat down on the cracked bench with a groan. Across the way, a coworker named Telford chuckled.

"Still hung over from last night's party?"

Robert nodded, not really seeing anything. In his head, he replayed a blowjob he enjoyed in the coat room. Wet and slurping. Lips against his balls and the tip in the back of someone's throat. He just couldn't remember who gave him the time of his life.

He looked up. "Say, Tel? Who was I with last night?"

"Don't remember?"

"No," another groan, "but I want to."

"Well, you and I talked for hours."

"No, no, someone else. I remember this... never-mind, I'll figure it out."

Telford chuckled again.

At work, Robert looked at the women of the office in a new light. He focused on their lips and hair, trying to remember anything of that elusive blowjob.

The front desk receptionist had perfect lips which twisted into a frown when he chatted her up. He moved on to Bethany, a fellow programmer, but the smell of cigarette smoke turned him away. He created an uncomfortable silence with Betsy when he touched her hand but Priscilla snatched hers away when he repeated the action.

He got caught sniffing the perfume in Linda's purse.

Alice threaten his balls if he stepped any closer.

He didn't want to think about what Melody said.

By lunch, the women of the office avoided him. Robert felt embarrassed, but he couldn't stop looking for that perfect blowjob.

Finally, Robert gave up looking. Leaning against the back of a crowded elevator, he tried not to think about the brutal meeting with Stacy, head of Human Resources. One more offense and he would lose his job. All because of his obsession in finding that perfect blowjob. He slumped against the wall and tried to cling to the fading memories. The elevator dinged and the doors slid open. The mass of workers filed out and Robert followed, head down.

"Any luck?"

Robert looked up at Telford. After a day of obsession, his eyes focused on the younger man's lips before he realized Telford couldn't possibility be it. "No, not really."

"Pity. I heard Jane from Accounting slapped you."

Robert blushed and held his hand to his cheek.

Telford laughed and slapped Robert on the shoulder.

"Well, I hope you find that blowjob. I heard it was fantastic."

"Yeah," murmured Robert.

"Well, got to run."

Robert waved, lost in thoughts. He stood in the crowds of the office building, not really seeing them. Then, his head snapped up, looking at Telford as he walked down the street.

"I-I didn't tell him it was a blowjob."

Memories came rushing. Of them talking about movies, drifting into raunchier topics until finally... an argument about pathetic movie blowjobs. Robert gaped, struggling with the memory of Telford pulling him into the room. The man's wet tightness around his...

But with a guy?

One who gave a perfect blowjob...

He ran after Telford.

*****


Wow. Choosing is going to be difficult. I swear.

XXX,
Alison